In honor of the return of the legendary Samantha Jones to TV tonight — via The Carrie Diaries season 2 premiere ( Episode 1, “Win Some, Lose Some”) — I figured it was the perfect time to break out my top five favorite Samantha quotes. She’s honest, she’s bold, and she’s often very inappropriate, but gosh do I love her!
Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much?
Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that situation!
Charlotte: [about an old friend who took her favorite little girl name] She stole my baby name!
Samantha: [to the friend, without hesitation] You bitch!
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it’s airborne.
Richard: In a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a dirty martini.
Samantha: [picks up glass and splashes it in his face] Dirty martini. Dirty Bastard.
Samantha: If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.
What do you think about Lindsey Gort‘s portrayal of Carrie Bradshaw’s outlandish, older gal pal?
CARRIE’S (ANNASOPHIA ROBB) NEON YELLOW BEADED PETER PAN COLLAR BLOUSE:
Kensie Sheer Embellished Blouse in Citrus Green (no longer available; top pictured above is from an older eBay listing)
GET THE LOOK:Ted Baker London Layered Collar TopMod Deals Neon Peter Pan Collar Blouse
CARRIE’S RED FLORAL-PRINT FULL SKIRT:
Topshop Portobello Print Calf Skater Skirt (no longer available)
GET THE LOOK: Modcloth Twirling Through Town Skirt in BlossomASOS Midi Skirt in Digital Floral PrintCARRIE’S BLUE EMBELLISHED PURSE:
Fendi Super Bowl Beaded Baguette (shown above in Teal)
GET THE LOOK FOR LESS:Jewel by Lisa Bead Embellished ClutchTopshop Covered Stud Crossbody Bag
CARRIE’S BLUE PLATFORM WEDGES:
Carven Engraving Of Paris Platform Wedge (still available and on sale!)
GET THE LOOK FOR LESS:Seychelles Current Wedge in Cobalt Blue GUESS Dagmar Wedge in Denim Blue
SAMANTHA’S BLACK LACE JUMPSUIT:
Diane Von Furstenberg Shany Abstract Floral Lace Jumper
GET THE LOOK FOR LESS:Nasty Gal Iron Flower JumpsuitTopshop Mono Floral Jumpsuit
CARRIE’S ROYAL BLUE SHEATH DRESS WITH FLORAL EMBROIDERY:
BCBGMaxAzria Ellena Jacquard Dress (no longer available)
GET THE LOOK:Amidst Magnificence Dress from ModClothJay Godfrey Blue and Black Lace Trimmed Tank Dress
CARRIE’S YELLOW STRIPED SHIRT WITH BICYCLES:
Anthropologie Daydreamer Tee in Yellow Bicycle Motif (no longer available)
GET THE LOOK:GAP Striped circle-hem T in Yellow Stripe
CARRIE’S BIKE-RIDING/BICYCLE PRINT PAJAMA SHIRT:
Piamita City Tour Isabelle Pajama Shirt
GET THE LOOK FOR LESS:Land’s End Long Sleeve Print Flannel Nightshirt in Soapstone Print——————–Check out more on The Carrie Diaries on OSS by clicking right here,
and come back for more during season 2 because I’ll be covering the looks each week!
Got an item you want to track down? A set you want deconstructed? Email me (firstname.lastname@example.org), send me note via the contact page, or send me a Tweet