Another week on Parks and Recreation, another Pawnee resident in the hospital. Last week it was Ben (Adam Scott) with kidney stones, but this week (Season 5, Episode 18, “Animal Control“) checked Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) in.
As much as I hate to just reiterate quotes form shows in these posts, I can’t help but want to do it every. single. time. Ron speaks. Plus, do you guys really care what I thought about the episode? Probably not. So, here instead is a re-hashing of his awesome medical report:
Ann: How many drinks of alcohol to you consume each week?
Ann: That’s it? One Drink?
Ron: One Shelf.
Ann: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Love making and wood working.
Ann: Do you have any history of metal illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does Yoga.
Ron: Cowardice and weak-willed men… and hazelnuts.
Ann: Sexual history?
Ron: Epic and private.
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