Parks and Recreation Fashion: ‘Emergency Response’

Even though the decision Leslie (Amy Poehler) and Ben (Adam Scott) made at the end of last night’s Parks and Recreation (Season 5, Episode 13, “Emergency Response“) was a big one (…here comes the bride, all dressed in white…and uh, newspaper??….), I just can’t get Ron Swanson’s (Nick Offerman) sage words of wisdom out of my head.

Thanks to his last-minute fill in on Pawnee Today, we now know his thoughts on many of the world’s greatest problems:

  1. ON AVOIDING HANGOVERS: “After I’ve had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak pan-friend in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, and go to sleep.”
  2. ON SMALL DOGS: “…ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.”
  3. ON BANKS : “Don’t trust big banks or small banks. Banks are ponzi schemes run by morons.”
  4. ON HAUNTED HOUSES:  “Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.”
  5. ON CINEMA: “I’ve seen seen three movies in my life: Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton, and Herbie: Fully Loaded. My girlfriend’s kids love it. It’s pretty funny.”


Parks and Rec Leslie Amy Butterfly Print Shirt Blouse

Giada Forte Butterfly Printed Blouse (no longer available)
Equipment Signature Butterfly Print Shirt or Wallis Cream Butterfly Print Shirt
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